| Santa and Banta were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. Banta in the passenger seat thought to himself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light". After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. Banta was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that he was losing it. Banta was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, he turned to Santa and said, "Santa, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Santa turned to her and said, "Oh my, am I driving?" |